TrailerRiff #1

Here's the trailer for "The Last Airbender."



And here's my riffs:

[:10] Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married...
[:16] Well there's a scary plot twist for you right there...
[:18] Mom told us not to play on the lake!!
[:22] Something on Spaceship Earth goes horribly wrong.
[:33] I'm Mr. Scratchy Voice
[:38] Wabbit season gets carried away...
[:43] "I'm doing my best Twilight here!"
[:58] The Decepticons.
[1:09] He's trapped on the Titanic!
[1:11] More like the last gasp of a franchise.
[1:15] Like what? His fancy hoodie?
[1:21] Anakin Skywalker?
[1:25] Pipes must have burst. Call the plumber.
[1:32] Man, she get's around.
[1:37] Doesn't look like it lady!
[1:45] Because we can't call it "Avatar" anymore.

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Sorry for the apparently (read: Adam and Hannah say so) gap between posts. I'm trying something new here too.