Fortune Cookies

We had Chinese tonight:

"You like sunshine and fresh air."
Well, they've officially run out of fortunes. They've moved on to statements.
Introducing 'Statement Cookies!' Only interesting because they come from a cookie!

"Decisions by the people make the best law."
Again, another statement.
But not in China!

"We wish you a long life."
Aww, thanks. Not a fortune, but at least they're nice.